Sitting
In Rundle mall,
See the silver balls standing shiny and tall,
Watch the people go about,
Their soulless lives,
Chasing invisible dreams,
Dead from the soul-killing knives,
See the businessmen,
And fresh-pressed suits,
See the crazy yobbos,
And their black bitch boots.

Sitting on the bench,
Just Sam and meself,
After buying the cookies,
Right off the shelf.
We see the pigeons, the people,
The bold little spoggies,
Don’t see any froggies or the Mighty South Aussies.
Chowing down on cookies,
Like a couple of rookies,
A few stupid pigeons just come for lookies.
We break up a cookie,
Watch the spoggies grab it.
We shouldn’t feed them it starts a bad habit.
But we throw it to them anyway,
We want them to stay,
But the spoggies keep stealing and getting away.

So that’s the way the cookies crumble,
And the pigeons try and eat it and then they fumble.

Break that cookie to specks and crumbs,
Throw it to the bird with no opposable thumbs,
Watch that sparrow, it shoots like an arrow.
And grabs the piece from the pigeon’s mouth.
That pigeon’s mood is going south.
It don’t like the cookie being gone from its mouth.
And then we chuck some more, the stupid whore.
Goes away and studies law.

So that’s the way the cookies crumble,
And the pigeons try and eat it and then they fumble.

Why must sparrows always steal?
If you’d just wait, you’d get a good meal,
While you’re waiting, go chew orange peel,
Just this once, can’t we make a deal?
Spoggies, just believe,
It’s not nice to thieve,
And if you keep doing it,
I’ll mash you through a sieve I say
The yobbos, the leaves,
The nasty little thieves,
They’re acting innocent,
Like the butler Jeeves.

So that’s the way the cookies crumble,
And the pigeons try and eat it and then they fumble.
So the way the cookie breaks down,
DJ revolve it go round and round,
Buy the cookies baked golden brown,
Pump it up TM’s going to town!
Watch all the people just walking past,
And you better snarf the cookies really bloody fast,
Cause from thereonin the sparrows start to approach.
Looking for a tasty cookie to poach.